I really want to take up yoga.

Guess who still has an Othello poster & powerpoint to make that’s due tomorrow…

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triggered right now. Aghhh

redefinitionofbeauty:

You have split yourself into two parts that are trying to coexist within you. One that is trying to kill you and the other is the strength that you’re trying to become.

Teacher: What do ovaries do?
Me: Explode at the sight of attractive men
Teacher: Wat
Class: Wat
Me: ...I mean make eggs

Guys I made granola. It’s a bit dry, & think it’s a bit burnt, too, but it doesn’t taste too bad. So that makes a salad, some raspberries, & granola eaten today.

fuckyeahthespianpeacock:

PHANTOM OF THE OPRAH!

AND YOU GET A CHANDELIER

AND YOU GET A CHANDELIER

EVERYONE IN THE AUDIENCE GETS A CHANDELIER.

It was 100% mandatory for this to be on here ok

Me being my weird, musical self.

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Reblog if your Tumblr picture is actually you.

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When I see people I don’t want to talk to but I have nowhere to hide

meemsmemes:

gcatherinev:

So baby give me your hand,

I’ve got some dreams to make true

I’ve got the future all planned

it’s time to get serious,

Time to get serious with you

me: mom i got all A's
mom:
me: mom i cleaned the whole house
mom:
me: mom i don't do drugs and i'm not pregnant
mom:
mom: is this your cup on the table?
me: yes
mom: you never do anything right i do for you all day long and you do nothing for me but stress me out you are so out of control you are grounded if you think you had no life before you just wait i cant believe you treat your own mother this way get out of my sight